Giving Upwards Facebook? The Beingness Together With Nothingness Network: Social Media For Existentialists

From McSweeney's:

How Do You Begin Your Being together with Nothingness Experience?
You already have. You were born, together with your inheritance is pain. Make certain yous are connected to the Internet.

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Your Being together with Nothingness Profile
Enter your human relationship condition together with the BNN volition listing yous equally “radically free.” Your trunk is a prison theater together with yous are surrounded past times nothingness. You alone convey your witting choices. Your birthday too doesn’t matter....MORE