Keith Richards' Housekeeper Has Braced Herself For Finding Dead Trunk Every Forenoon Since 1976

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The stone guitarist's longtime housekeeper says she is genuinely shocked she has non nonetheless checked for a pulse as well as failed to regain one.

WESTON, CT—Since her commencement twenty-four hours on the project inwards Oct 1976, Keith Richards' housekeeper Rosemary Velasquez, 64, has mentally as well as emotionally prepared herself every unmarried twenty-four hours to regain the hard-living Rolling Stones guitarist lying dead somewhere inwards his home.

"Each morn earlier I larn out for work, I hold off inwards the mirror, cause got a deep breath, as well as intend to myself, 'Rosemary, yous could really good regain Keith Richards' dead trunk today," Velasquez told reporters Thursday, adding that from the minute she was commencement hired past times a "nearly comatose" Richards, she began steeling herself for the inevitable uncovering of the guitarist's wiry corpse inwards his chamber or kitchen. "It's never been a enquiry of if I would regain him dead, merely where as well as how soon."

Velasquez said her workday begins equally she pulls into Richards' driveway as well as braces herself for the potential sight of his stark-naked cadaver sprawled out on his front end lawn. From there, later on gathering her supplies, she takes a quick peek into the backyard, where she fears she volition regain Richards floating lifelessly appear upward downwardly inwards his swimming pool.

The housekeeper said that equally she goes most her work, she takes a minute to collect herself earlier opening every door as well as pulling dorsum each shower curtain. If a door is locked, she noted, she leaves it hold upward as well as prays it's non locked the side past times side day.

According to Velasquez, anytime she smells an odor other than alcohol or stale cigarette smoke, she right away imagines a scenario inwards which the odor gets stronger as well as stronger, leading her to a cupboard amongst a week-old dead trunk inside....MORE