Worst Example Wednesday: How To Avoid A Vampire Attack

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Thanks to Twilight, people convey ceased to believe that vampires are blood-thirsty murderers. Bella Swan would convey been long dead if she tried dating Dracula.

Anyways, anyone watching Breaking Dawn Part ii is far to a greater extent than vulnerable to existence attacked past times vampires afterward leaving the midnight showing. Who knows if vampires are studying pop culture’s consider of vampires, in addition to changing their disarming disguise accordingly?

It’s best non to larn to the flick home unprepared, every bit your vampire killer mightiness rattling good live on wearing trunk shimmer! Here is roughly insider advice from The Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook: Extreme Edition past times David Borgenicht in addition to Joshua Piven that volition help you lot avoid these intelligent killers.

How to Avoid a Vampire Attack

Garlic, Garlic, Garlic: Wear a necklace of strung garlic, which vampires despise. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 hearty repast of pasta amongst garlic sauce in addition to garlic breadstuff volition besides help to ward them off. Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 garlic garland on a doorway volition preclude a vampire from entering, fifty-fifty if he’s been invited.

Stay exterior during daylight hours: While sunlight volition non kill vampires, it volition severely forcefulness out them. Most vampires slumber during daylight hours in addition to avoid straight sunlight whenever possible, preferring to hunt for victims inwards the black of night....MORE