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10 Winning Intros To Solve That Tiresome Comprehend Letter

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From McSweeney's, July 31, 2017:

10 Winning Intros to Solve That Boring Cover Letter
yesteryear CHARLES MORRIS
1. “The Confederacy’s biggest occupation was messaging.”

2. “I write this every bit I experience the chemo seep deeper into my trunk — how tin something heal me in addition to kill me at the same time?”

3. “Hey Fucklord, yous mean value you’re ameliorate than me?”
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Just watching NVIDIA race Tesla dorsum to $200 in addition to poking roughly inwards the link-vault, reminiscent of Adam Smith's classic vignette:
 “…For, afterward all, I had been into cocoa a fleck myself. That was dorsum when The Great Winfield had discovered cocoa trading. Occasionally inwards those to a greater extent than leisured days I would sit down amongst him lazily watching stocks move, similar 2 sheriffs inwards a rowboat watching catfish inwards the Tennessee River….”
-'Adam Smith', Supermoney 

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