Tesla: When Inwards Doubt, Consult An Elderberry (Tsla)

Bryce Elder, Markets Live, Alphaville House, London SE1:

BE There's a lesser known Chinese curse, "may you lot alive inwards idiotic times".

BE And truly, nosotros are living through The Age of The Curs'ed.

BE Of class ... Of course! ...... I'm talking virtually this.

Am considering taking Tesla somebody at $420. Funding secured.

— Elon Musk (@elonmusk) August 7, 2018

BE And let's survive clear, it makes no sense. None. Zero. Nil.

BE It's consummate batshit nonsense.

BE From a financing perspective, from a legal perspective, from a logic perspective.

BE The actual words inwards the tweet don't fifty-fifty brand sense! How would it survive a take-private yesteryear Elon if his per centum stake remains the same?

BE (Welcome to Markets Live, BTW. FT Alphaville's affair amongst the stuff.)

BE So ....... what's really going on here?

BE I don't know! Not a clue! But similar everyone else, I tin speculate....

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