'Why I Sip 100 Units Of Alcohol A Week'

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IBM, the giant of 80s mainframe computing, has existence trying to diversify. Take Watson, for instance, its AI platform which promises to “let y'all larn to a greater extent than amongst less data”, which has been deployed across a hit of businesses, amongst varying degrees of success.
Well the whizz kids at IBM bring come upward up amongst some other sentiment to revive its ailing fortunes: drone-based caffeine delivery. Here's the patent inwards question, filed amongst the USA Patent Office on August 7....MORE

So, juxtaposing, every bit is my wont, here's the BBC, Aug. 21:

'Why I quaff 100 units of alcohol a week'

People bring been sharing their drinking habits afterward presenter Adrian Chiles revealed he sometimes drank to a greater extent than than 100 units a calendar week - to a greater extent than than 7 times the recommended limit. 

He said drinking never affects his life together with he considers himself a social drinker, non an alcoholic.

Other heavy drinkers bring been speaking most their alcohol consumption.

'Do I desire to stop? No'...

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Any to a greater extent than crap from formerly successful super-stupid-mega-corps together with Adrian may boot it upward to 150 units/week.

As for coffee, the final year's activity is plenty to movement the longs to, well, drink: 

 

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