Facebook As Well As The Cia (Fb)

From The DailyMash, August 11, 2016:

CIA nevertheless laughing at Zuckerberg for thinking he came upward amongst Facebook

CIA AGENTS are nevertheless chuckling to themselves nearly how Mark Zuckerberg genuinely thinks he created Facebook.

Zuckerberg is credited equally devising the social media site, in addition to believes he did it without beingness covertly manipulated past times the undercover services, who would patently convey no involvement inwards such a majority communication tool.

CIA Agent Tom Booker said: “I hateful come upward on, I’ve got shoes older than him in addition to he thinks he invented this incredibly huge communication organization in addition to spying tool.

“This all began when he ‘accidentally’ overhead to a greater extent than or less sexy girls talking nearly it at college, thus was introduced to to a greater extent than or less reckoner experts at a frat political party who just happened to live on 10 years older than everyone else in addition to wearing suits. 

“We exclusively chose him because he seemed astonishingly gullible.”

He added: “He thinks because he wears the same wearing clothing every 24-hour interval that makes him a genius. I’ve got an uncle who wears the same wearing clothing everyday in addition to believe me, he’s no genius.”

Fellow agent, Mary Fisher said, “He in all probability thinks he wrote Stairway to Heaven too. You’ve got to admire that picayune chump’s confidence.

“We were behind Blind Date too. Figure that i out.”

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