Update—The Wing Lives To Larn By Around Other Day

After getting to downwards 566 the DJIA reversed to unopen at 24,442.92 downwards 245.39.

With his customary reserve in addition to modesty Le Fly (as he sometimes styles himself) reports:

4:01pm EST
If You Didn’t Buy Today — Fuck Yourself

Full disclosure: I’m salty AF for missing the crash. I knew it was coming in addition to got HOOKED into the persuasion this morning, forced to average downwards afterward on during the solar daytime — directly bewildered in addition to silly from the panorama of fuckery.

I simply stepped inward in addition to bought TQQQ — simply because.

I was a fucking winner, upwards until today, 80% cash, swag similar a motherfucker — long a sundry of inverse ETFs. Instead of continuing along that path, I pigeon inward at the incorrect fourth dimension in addition to belly flopped similar a god damned fool.

The plans for the residuum of my days is to brood, in addition to hence lament, brood some more, in addition to hence mope some the house. I in all probability won’t shave, instead opting for remaining inward a morose solid soil of regret.

I had some fucking YANG, SOXS, FAZ, in addition to DRIP, but instead directly ain a serial of unfortunate SAAS stocks in addition to TQQQ. How did my life come upwards to this?

Look at AMZN in addition to BA....

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Brood in addition to lament.
As a medico I know has said "Go into the pain, comprehend the pain, the hurting tells us we're alive."

effin' quack.