Meanwhile, Inwards Chicago...

The big tidings today was the Father Phleger march on the Dan Ryan Expressway -against gun violence - but every bit common the folks who melody inward to their law scanners too live-tweet are the existent entertainment.

Check it out:

#ChicagoScanner

Just too hence y'all know, that hashtag focuses on the goofy to a greater extent than too hence than the gory.

Northbound Dan Ryan is completely unopen from 79th to 67th due to the #DanRyanShutDown 

Cars pulling over on the left shoulder inward the s/b lanes of the Dan Ryan to accept pictures of the protest. #ChicagoScanner #DanRyanShutDown

Caller says they're smoking marijuana inward the backyard. #Chicagoscanner
Just don't smoke it inward the boy's room. That's non allowed.

Nazi Rebroadcast on radio, is this the #NewAmerica ? #racism #RETWEEET #ChicagoScanner #Chicago #Police #RESIST What — Is —GOING—ON?
An unauthorized sound transmission over Chicago law radio Wed nighttime seems to live a partial rebroadcast of a Hitler spoken language from a 1935 Nazi propaganda film, an practiced said. Full transmission here: http://bit.ly/2KFxfbY 

At the telephone telephone of a kid misbehaving inward the street: "This guy is non a child. He's born inward '77. He's behaving similar a child, but other than that, everything's goodness here." #ChicagoScanner

The caller is real concerned most her sis because she has non been active on Facebook inward fifteen hours. #ChicagoScanner

Caller says a virile mortal Hispanic inward a white Jeep is belongings a cat, too he's doing not-so-nice things to the cat. #ChicagoScanner

Caller says he's having breadbasket pains because he stabbed himself inward the breadbasket too his guts are hanging out. #ChicagoScanner

001: 25 east Randolph Influenza A virus subtype H5N1 virile mortal is bothering everyone walking by

Street stop.
Dispatcher: "Can y'all spell that starting fourth dimension cite over again for me?"
Cop: "Tom Union Tom Eddie Nora King Henry Adam Mary Eddie Nora"
Analysis: If you're going to cite your kid afterward an Egyptian pharaoh, delight spell it correctly.

Caller says a woman mortal overdosed inward the habitation too the people inward the habitation are trying to figure out what to produce amongst her body

Caller says an unknown homo approached him inward a parking lot too said he would "unleash the dragon too he didn't desire to know what would happen."

123/Halsted: a telephone telephone of a kidnapping only occurred, caller tin listen someone inward the dorsum of a truck banging loudly. #ChicagoScanner

A telephone telephone of a port-o-potty on fire. #ChicagoScanner


CʜɪᴄᴀɢᴏSᴄᴀɴɴᴇʀ‏ @Chicago_Scanner 20h20 hours ago

The dumpster burn downward is finally out

No it's not, it never ends. #ChicagoScanner